Every year, we sell the same ifhone … … to you time by adding ahigher number and *** you. Presenting to you, our brand-new … … ifhone xxx. S pro Max. 12 MB. Applause! Oh! Sorry. We devoted a deep thought forthe design of next ifhone. One day, I was in my lavatory. I realise my ***. I “ve learned that” my *** is too small. I started crying. Then I questioned myself. Ashish, is there anythingin this universe……which is smallerthan your ***? Then our brand-new ifhone’sidea strook my intellect. Why don’t we designour ifhone so small … … that it appearssmaller than our ***? We should never question ourself … … that is there anythingin this universe … … which is smallerthan our ***? New ifhone … … xxxs is the one. Let’s check out thehonest remembers … … of some of our customers. My husband’s *** is so large-scale … … as compared to this ifhone. As you can see … … she is more happy withDouble Apple ifhone … … than her husband. We give you something forfree with ifhone every year. Broken glass, destroyed headphones. Charger stops functioningwithin 2 day. But this year, we are giving yousomething more for free with ifhone. This year, along withifhone, you will get … … owned for free.All you have to do is……you have to go your homeand tell your father … … dad, I’ve bought a new ifhone! Then your father-god willask you its toll. You have to tell your fatherthe price of ifhone this year. Which is rupees 4,00, 000! When he listens this … … your father-god will do this. And the entire quality is yours! Isn’t it an exciting facet, guys? As technology is advancing … … we want our machinesto understand us. They come close to us. They…No! Time come close. Just come close.That’s why, this time, we’ve … … developed such an artificialintolerable plan … … that ifhone will … … download apps judgingyou and as per your needs.Automatic IQ anddictionary will be … … downloaded forfoolish girls like Kamla. But if you are fond of dancing … … then TikTok will bedownloaded automatically. Children of this age are … … fond of photography.Instagram, Snapchat. For them, we are launchingthree cameras in ifhone. Because this time we’ll chargeyou three times more money. We will **** you thrice. No, third camera is secreted. Through this camera, we stole … We collect your data.We fasten it. One of the feature of this camerais, if one camera doesn’t work……then the second one will work.If the second largest one stops … … then the third largest one is currently working. Even if the thirdone stops driving … … then presenting youour new produce … iLens! Sold separately. Only for … Rs. 200,000, plus GST. Plus delivery costs, income duty … … stance levy … … double apple charge. Plus doubled taxation, because it’s double apple. Plus packing blames. Plus insurance. Plus Diwali’s expense.Plus traffic’s fine. So, the total will be … Only Rs. 800,000! ILens! Only for you, guys! You know, other productsconnect automatically. All you have to do is … Each year we’re toldifhones have crappy battery. It’s bad, it’s doesnt progressing well. So, we’ve removed the battery, ****. I assure you … … that this year we areselling the battery separately. Presenting you, iBattery.Only for Rs. 1,00, 000! And to charge this iBattery, we’ll sell power bank too…So here’s iPowerbank. And to charge that iPowerbank, we’ll sell the inverter very. iInverter. We’ll sell the electricity for iInverter. Presenting, iElectricity. The swap timber … … through which the electricitywill pass, it’ll be ours. Presenting you, iSwitchboard.The energy … … will come from the iGenerator … … which will too be ours. It’ll penalty Rs. 1.5 millions. If you buy theseproducts separately … … then it’ll cost youaround Rs. 2.8 millions. But with doubleapple’s parcel charge … … all the productswill cost you … … for only Rs. 3 million. You will be required a handbag to keepall the products together. We’ll sell the bag too.Presenting you … … our new iBag. Simply for 200,000. Our next piece is … … for girls and loafers. This time doubled appleproudly presents … … IFilter.And the most part is … … we will sellthe filter separately. Simply for Rs. 50,000/ per patch. All we have to do is … … you have to buy this filter. You “re going to have to” introduced thisfilter on the person or persons … … whose photo youhave to click. You can see thechange and range … … the filter makes. You time have to tiethis filter tightly.I can’t wheeze! Now … Hey, calm down.Let me take a good word-painting firstly. Now you can see howgood it’s filter is. You can see how the filterenhances his formulations. Simply hold the line a minute.I’m taking a video. You can see how good … … the customer satisfaction is. And this gentleman … … is enjoying so much better. Yes, I’ll click a boomerang word-painting. He was so satisfiedwith the filter. They concluded him lose his breath. He was, like, breathless, lookingat the features of our telephone. Can you understand? Yeah? This filter comesin three variances. Nude Waste, Blue Film … … and Urine Yellow. Presenting to you … … our brand-new feature, IPay. First, turn on your iFhone. Download the IPay app on it.Feed in the number ofthe person you have to pay. As soon as you keyin his digit … … you will get his address. You have to go to his house … … “re opening the” IPay app … … and introduced the money onthe phone and give it to him. That person willtake your phone … … keep the cash andreturn your phone. Simple. These AirPods arereally amazing. Take out your brand-new EarPods. They are amazing, right? You can see their pattern. They gape so airy.Be careful or you’ll lowering them. Put them in your hearing … … take your telephone outand play a song on it. “The garbage man is here, take out the scrap !. ” Do you know what’s the bestthing about these cod? You wear the headphones … … but everyonelistens to the song. This is the specialityof our new product.Presenting to you, our new product … … IStick. This concoction is for thosewhose phone stops operating. Take out your phone … … look at it and say … … hey ***, start working! Get running, I have expended so much better on you. Come on ****. Yet your telephone won’t work. You need to get this iStick … … and touched thephone on its back. Come on! It won’t work even a bit … … because this productis not meant for that. The is the subject of our iStickis different altogether. Usually, when you buy an iFhone … … a subject tells you … … that Android isbetter than your iFhone. All you have to dois, make this protrude … … and look at theAndroid user and say … Get lost you ****. And it works magically. Our new facet, **** unlock. You need to make your telephone … … and locate it nearyour rumps … … and pass gas over it. This year, Double Apple has comeup such a new technology … … that when you passgas on your phone…The telephones sucks in the gas … … and secretes intothe Double Apple Cloud. If your child passesgas near your telephone … … your phonewould get unlocked. Because the DNA of you and yourchild’s gas would be the same. You may not recognizethe gas of their own children … … but Double Apple recognizesthe gas of your child. This is what I call innovation. **** you! Double Apple wants togift you such a thing … … that you will have a ****. I intend, you are able to adore it. Presenting to you, our brand-new … … and one moreuseless product……iGuard! IGuard is your own … … adult for hire … … who moves around with you … … and protects your phone. No matter where youmove our phone … … iGuard will get there. If you cease the telephone, iGuard will catch the phone. If you wish, iGuard would even catch your ****. You don’t need toworry about it. IGuard is there toprotect you and yours. If by mistake that foolishiGuard plunges your phone … … even then we would … … like to launch anew concoction to you. IDoctor! I know, you all are very excitedto know what an iDoctor is. When your iGuard……drops your phone…..you would be scared to death…..because you droppeda phone worth 400,000. That’s when the iDoctor wouldarrive and save your life. On a salary of…..only 60,00, 000 rupees per month. It’s nice, right? They willtake away everything from you ..
