>> RUDY MANCUSO: Technology. Beauty. Curiosity. Black parties. White parties. Indian people. The other Indian beings. The macrocosm is ready for something new. I’m Steve Trabajo, benefactor and CEO of Pineapple. Pineapple is like Apple, but a little( bleep ). I retain my uncle once told me “Mijo, great things happen all at once.” And then he was dead … from alcoholism. Here at Pineapple, were committed to fixing sure our clients get the best techno- tech- technolog- technological know-how in the world. When you walk into an Apple store it’s complicated.Theres like all these lines, all thesepeople, its confusing. Not with Pineapple. You walk into a Pineapple store, its easy. It’s just one guy there. Hes kind of sketchy, but he helps you with whatever you need. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come in! Come in! Shut the door! Shut the door! Shut the door![ banging voice] Good to go my son! Want some gras? >> RUDY MANCUSO: At Pineapple, are still about preparing beings glad. Thats why I’ve created the brand-new Pineapple iPhone 7. Its just like the iPhone 7 except itsa lot( bleep ). I predict you this phone is amazing. Heres why: Scratch-Screen With an Apple iPhone 7, you could drop it and scraping it and thats a real problem, but the Pineapple iPhone 7 its already cracked. So theres no dejection. You could drop it and its already( bleep ), so you dont have to worry about it. Anti-Ugly Camera Here at Pineapple, were tired of seeingugly people on the Internet.So thats why we devised this new feature where your illustrations actually offset you better gazing. Check this out. See that? It sees me lane better glancing. Sidechick Messaging Are you ever hanging out with your girlfriend or your suitor and your feature chick or yourside dick verses you and youre like oh( bleep) and you get in trouble? Your perturbs are over. Were proud to introduce our new messaging facet where anytime your sidechick or sidedick texts you it looks like youre gettinga textbook theme from your mom.Its very beautiful and we’re really excited about it. Pineapple Music Selena Gomez. Ariana Grande. Drake. Rihanna. Justin Bieber. These are just a few of the artists that that we do not feature. Uh, but, because we couldnt close any slews, but it doesnt matter. Plus, there’s more. For a limited period of time, if you purchase the brand-new Pineapple iPhone 7 you likewise get the Pineapple watch.Which is really dope. Its like the Apple watch, but its a little( bleep ). And if youre not persuaded, appreciate what these people had to say when they knowledge the phone for the first time. Uh its cracked. What the( bleep) is this? It’s horrible. >> MAIA MITCHELL: Is these sections of it? >> JEFF WITTEK: It’s broken. It’s broken. I convey it’s not even working.[ chuckles] >> MAIA MITCHELL: … um >> JEFF WITTEK: Take this. Get the( bleep )… >> RUDY MANCUSO: Look at it for a couple of minutes >> JEFF WITTEK: Get the( bleep) out of here! >> RUDY MANCUSO: Dont waste your time with the iPhone 7. Its expensive, its like over 1,000 dollars. Not ours, you know how much ours is? “What youve got” in your pocket. Im Steve Trabajo. CEO and founder of Pineapple. Pineapple. Think a bit( bleep ).[ depart music ].
